4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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