Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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