He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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