Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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