You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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