I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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