bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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