I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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