People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Randomize
