if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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