No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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