I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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