turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
This baby is an asshole
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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