Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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