Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
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