Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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