She announced her abortion via fbk
Farmville is her only friend.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Randomize
