how can u be prego again
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
