I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Randomize
