walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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