He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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