apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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