what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I'm like, not good at living.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
