I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Randomize
