Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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