All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Randomize
