amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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