Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Green mimosas i think yes
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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