I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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