Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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