It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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