she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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