To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
My life is pants optional.
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