My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I FOUND THE LEGS
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