xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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