it hurts more in the daytime
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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