Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
True strength comes from lack of pants
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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