the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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