Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
She is in my trunk
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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