as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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