if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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