Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I just had sex on a roof
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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