They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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