but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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