so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
jump out the window naked night went bad
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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