He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
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Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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