just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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