It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
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