Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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