: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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