Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
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